I do know what Bay's actual voice sounds like, but in my head I only ever hear Ben Affleck's enraged, nasally impression of him when asked about various plot holes in Armageddon. "SHADDUP BEN! JUS', JUS' SHADDUP!"

Paul Anderson, director of Resident Evil, Inherent Vice, Mortal Kombat, and Magnolia Vs. Predator.

Nobody ever kept a website afloat with "The new Muppet Babies will make you shit your pants with mild discomfort".

MUPPETS SHOULD BE RAW! AND LIVING!

A title this awkward could only ever find a home on the streaming service that gave us Scrotal Recall.

Holy hell, I didn't realize how badly I wanted this until just now.

This is pure gold.

In the Latin alphabet, Josh begins with an I.

JAY Z
"My point is, I'm very wealthy."

Good God. I can only imagine how insane, disturbing, and darkly hilarious that original version would have been.

"Not coincidentally, “Nosedive” and “San Junipero” also represent season three’s greatest tonal departures, the latter bringing director Joe Wright and co-writers Michael Schur and Rashida Jones into the fold…"

Seven Psychopaths! I saw it years ago but remember very little about it, except that it was a lot of fun and a delightfully meta deconstruction of the craft of screenwriting (particularly in regards to violent post-Tarantino crime flicks).

Made it through the last lingering stages of an absolutely horrific Captain Tripps-esque case of bronchitis; fell off the wagon again due to an overpowering desire to get drunk and watch Big Trouble In Little China, a decision I don't regret nearly as much as I probably should; ate an absurd amount of ham.

"Goshdurn it all ye hadta do was follow the rackin' frackin' blankity-blank train Marston"

*sighs, ignores call*

My girlfriend severely diminished the emotional impact of the game's climax by asking "Haven't you already been shot like a thousand times in this game? Why are bullets suddenly killing you?"

As long as there's a forklift minigame, I'm onboard.

Holy hell, a Prohibition-era Red Dead game set in the Southwest sounds incredible.

My time on the AVC as a…a, uh…aw hell, I don't have a thing. I should come up with one. Any suggestions?

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