You'd better be going somewhere with this, counselor.

You and I are enemies now.

Aw, I like you too!

Being the bachelor on The Bachelor?

Not long ago I sat awkwardly on the sidelines of an increasingly heated argument between my girlfriend and one of her female friends, debating whether or not patriarchy exists. The friend was adament that she'd never experienced anything of the sort, and that "expecting" men to mistreat her because of her gender was…

Really, man?

Adios, fuckwit.

Hey, commenter buddies, just a preemptive reminder:

It's only a dramatic backslide for the GOP and the smoldering wreckage of the conservative powerbase, not for American society as a whole. Call me cynical, but I expected eight years of an African American Democrat as president to have precisely this effect on them: incoherent, self-destructive, impotent rage.

I've said pretty much the same thing to various acquaintances who seem absolutely convinced that Trump's candidacy is the death knell of American society, despite the fact that there are plenty of people still alive today who remember a time when bigoted, hate-mongering populism was a fairly common way to win an…

The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future.

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FUCK YES

I think he expected things to go like last time: coast into the primaries, make some speeches, rile up the peanut gallery, score some easy rightwing brand-building without any serious expenditure, then lose and get back to his day job. It was never, ever supposed to end with him as the nominee.

Look, I'm actually trying to engage with you in good faith on this topic for some reason. Don't throw Youtube links at me. Use your words.

Is that a fucking hour and four minutes long?

Do you actually think the Democrats are "desperate"? If so, why?

"Well, I'm convinced!"
— absolutely no one on this website

WHEN he loses, that's precisely what will happen. He had no intention of ever actually winning the Presidency; he saw a way to build his brand by merely pretending that he did. It's honestly kind of impressive, in a James Bond villain sort of way.

Those emails were fucking boring, man.