Impossible not to read in the voice of Garth Marenghi.

Ethnic Cleansing Tycoon was a regrettable entry in an otherwise beloved game franchise.

He looks like the fat ghost from Casper.

Both! In industry jargon, it's known as a "cromadry".

That makes sense. DRONEZ was a surprisingly affectionate parody, mocking Vice's wildly ill-advised journalistic methods while still acknowledging that they sometimes get pretty stellar results. The fact that it was hilarious also helped too, I'm sure.

I just wanted to say that I feel privileged to have a post this good made in response to one of mine.

Man, we really missed our calling as staff writers of short-lived 90s cartoons.

Justice AND bullets.

To paraphrase a post I read long ago, maybe even on this very website, and always remember in these situations: "Stories like this make me wish the Justice Snipers were a real thing and not something I made up just now."

"Needs more hat."

Neil Breen.

She's not afraid to say what we're all not thinking!

Have no fear, they've got stories for years!

I feel pretty comfortable making that assessment, yes.

IT IS THE FARGATE

Did you not see The Art of the Deal?

Wheedling Informant Studies was the only vocation my guidance counselor said I was qualified for!

To-may-toh, staying-on-the-right-side-of-history-ah-toh.

"Mom says it's too windy."

Actually, you condescending classist pimhole, I'll have you know that I went to a crumbling inner-city cesspit where Tom Berenger taught us respect and discipline by violently slaughtering a bunch of cocaine-dealing mercenaries.