Closely interlinked with America's second-greatest resource: moderately priced whiskey.

Do school magazines actually have gossip columns, or did you tunnel into our universe from a sitcom dimension?

TUSK!

Halt and Nuke It From Orbit, It's the Only Way to Be Sure

"SNL is an American institution!"
— professional comedy writers, entertainment journalists, no one else

"Your clones are very impressive."

Crush a bunch of stagehands with it?

I got it! I even heard "Really?" in his high-pitched disdainful tone.

But, but money!

I couldn't help but laugh at this, even before I scrolled down to determine whether or not you were being as asshole, because it sounds exactly like something Oswalt himself would say.

SCIENCE!

Oh, come on! That hashtag was clearly being used for educational purposes only!

All snark aside, I try not to judge people too harshly for ill-advised and poorly judged public outbursts like the one in question. There's a lot of pressure that comes with being a public figure of any kind (even "just" a well-respected comics writer working the con scene), and it really isn't fair to expect everyone…

As I understand it, he:
- visited Europe
- heard some racist-ass bullshit
- was dumb enough to believe it
- went on a totally batshit "I'VE SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BELIEVE" rant about it, in a room full of people, 20-odd years after it happened
- will probably not face any serious consequences for his actions…

I'm trying and failing to understand what the hell even happened.

Aw, I hope not. The Republican primaries just wouldn't be the same without at least one Bush flopping around and looking like just wants to go home.

I regularly refer to that movie by the much longer but far more fitting title of The Day the Earth Ran Out of Fucks.

Hey, that's fair! There's been a lot of discussion in recent years about how often actors of Indian ancestry are pigeonholed into stereotypical roles almost by default, and I'm as happy about that as a vanilla-white guy with no stake in the issue whatsoever can be. But there's still a long way to go, and I can totally…

FIENDISH DOCTOR WU, YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW

I AM NOT WACK
NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
DID YOU SAY I'M WACK?