Joshua Norton, Emperor of the United States.

Is it silly to say that I don't think I've quite processed Wilder's death yet? Or that it'll probably sneak up on me, like when I rewatched Synecdoche, NY a couple weeks after Philip Seymour Hoffman died and spent the last 40+ minutes of the movie either silently tearing up or openly, shamelessly ugly-crying?

http://m.imgur.com/43ZRnjr

It looks really good in blood-red Koontz Sans.

You thought he was dead? So did the President.

*entire commentariat slowly kneels before Punch Rockgroin like the end of Return of the King*

AHOOUHH?!

One Million Moms is like four people and a Macbook, so…maybe?

Oh my God, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT STRANGER TH-

I don't even LIKE metal, and reading this post still made me hear the ominous bass overture from The Shining.

The problem is that what you're suggesting WOULD work, if the music industry wasn't so heavily dominated by vampiric, litigious sociopaths. The system itself - and, some would argue, copyright law as a whole - is just hopelessly fucked, and lawsuit verdicts like this one only make things worse. Do you remember what…

As an American who is very likely non-white but has been able to check "Caucasian" on every piece of paperwork I've ever filed thanks to my country's adoption system, I'm suddenly feeling really guilty about making fun of Karen Gillan's protective Hamburgler bodysuit.

Yes! I'll never forget watching it for the first time, and gradually realizing I was watching a horror movie that (mostly) skipped the "I think this spooky mirror is HAUNTED!" phase and went straight into "Okay, so how do we fucking kill it?".

No! What is that?

"Karen, it's like ninety fucking degrees out here."

She was surprisingly good in Oculus, which itself was a surprisingly solid movie.

Hey, that's not…I mean, there's some pretty major differences between…I don't…uh…

Aw man, this line makes me sad now.

Do us all a favor and trick us into thinking you don't exist.

After his long career of playing towering, unstoppable badasses, it was absolutely mesmerizing to watch SLJ spend an entire movie getting the shit kicked out of him in increasingly non-survivable ways. Nobody does escalation like Shane Black, especially when it's done for laughs.