Now I'm picturing the chief from Last Action Hero yelling "BLEVIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!" as smoke pours out of his ears.

STRIHS-T SEIRTSUDNI KRATS YUB

"Wait until you're off the clock to watch internet porn, Blevins! Don't make me take this to HR again!"

*faints dead away*

So did the best scene in Love Actually.

I'm almost entirely ambivalent about the MCU/DCCU debate; it's difficult for me to get emotionally invested in a slugfest between two gigantic billion-dollar toy companies that, legend has it, once created comic books. But I say "almost entirely" because the MCU strikes me personally as having a bit more personality,…

"We appreciate you coming in, Mr. Ritchie, but we think we'd prefer a more, ah, traditional approach to the source material."

THE DC CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
CONSUME. OBEY.

Tom Hanks dusts his mantle one Oscar statuette at a time, just like you do.

Not to belittle the man himself or his incredible act of rad-ass heroism, but how exactly can this event be turned into a feature length movie without a massive amount of padding?

The end credits roll over a montage of Sully rampaging across various waterfronts and publics parks, slaughtering geese with a variety of increasingly powerful and violent weaponry, while the Heavy's "How You Like Me Now" plays.

I like how Guiliani seemed absolutely convinced his political career would take off after 9/11, and then when it didn't he was driven Batman-villain crazy by rage and disappointment.

It's the Loop from Citizen Loop!

The Loop is the central business district of Chicago, Illinois. It is one of the city's 77 designated community areas. The Loop is home to Chicago's commercial core, City Hall, and the seat of Cook County.

You know those creepy fake cities in North Korea? The ones built specifically for propaganda footage, so superficial that they have highrises that are gigantic one-sided prop facades?

That's…a fair point. I do think that Hamilton winning the Pulitzer felt like the kind of blatant "we're hip too, I swear!" pandering that got Juno an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay. I just misconstrued your post as being a dismissal of hiphop as a whole, which is something I grew up hearing and have absolutely no…

Uh…sure. Wait a second, though. I need to run out to the liquor store and buy a pack of you. I'll be right back.

Yes, son?

"It's just talking over music!"
- a boring white person

They're in the pocket of the Clickbait-Industrial Complex.