Is this a "rap isn't real music" thing? Just say it.

YOU'RE an inanimate FUCKING object!

I'm as sick of Hamilton as anyone who's used the internet at any point in the last six months, but what exactly is the problem with a hiphop stage musical winning a Pulitzer?

I use it exclusively as a dippin' sauce for crusts that aren't good enough to be worth choking down on their own. Throwing away perfectly edible (albeit tasteless and scorched) food always makes me feel guilty.

It was going to put Detroit on the map!

You didn't hear? The Robocop statue got delayed again!

Dear Chicago,

Everything you love about pizza, but ruined!

Chicago's one misbalanced city budget away from turning into a Bioshock-esque nightmare dystopia. The least America can do is continue its long, long, looong tradition of pretending to like their pizza.

It can two thing!

As somebody with more than a little experience with mental health services, "insane asylum" isn't so much offensive as it is weirdly out of date. It's like saying you stopped by the haberdashery while you were at the mall.

Upvoted for Bizarro AV Club's subtitle/title reversal.

Kings was a Frankensteinian hodgepodge of half a dozen different series, not one of which had a chance in hell of being renewed for a second season, and I loved every damn minute.

Aw man, someone else remembers Surface! Hey, Surface buddy!

One season and a nothing.

You're not so evil after all, Evil Lincoln.

Hey, I learned something today!

It never occured to me before now, but the phonetic transcription of that music looks exactly like a Bluth chicken impression.

Awesome! All I need now is a storyline, a theme, a cursory knowledge of the Civil War, and a way to shoehorn in some steampunk zeppelins.

Thanks! And I certainly will, assuming it doesn't just end up among my mountainous stacks of fun but undeveloped story ideas like "people who can see/talk to ghosts team up to pull a casino heist" or "Vanishing Point in an alternate 1970s where Lovecraftian horrors roam the earth".