And then everyone complained about why he didn't do it earlier.

Yeah! It's exactly like that!

I have to admit, "Harambe loved fingerprints" made me laugh loudly enough to startle my dog.

Somehing something half-mast.

"Zoo of Murderers" is one of my favorite King Crimson songs.

The Holodeck episode we need, but not the one we deserve.

Ehh, it's a living. *disrobes, boots up webcam*

OTACON WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

Ted Danson.

I got all the way to the last paragraph of the article before realizing "Detective Pikachu" was a real thing and not just vintage AV Club snark.

Iä! Iä!

Highlander Vs. Robocop

THE AV CLUB

This is an awful lot of controversy for a movie that will be mostly forgotten by the time Justice League comes out.

If you zoom in very close on her eyes, you can clearly see via the reflections on her retinas that she's watching a Pizza Planet delivery truck drive past.

It was a well-executed, well-acted, and visually gorgeous horror-thriller yarn without much in the way of deeper thematic elements (at least none that were explored in any detail). I enjoyed the hell out of it and recommended it to virtually everyone I know, but it's not a masterpiece. It's just fun - no more, no less.

"Lemme tell ya'll what it's like being male, middle class, and white."
— Philip Roth

I dunno. A big-budget Ed Wood movie would probably have had at least some of his usual charming, earnest, idiot joy, while a Shyamalan movie's budget is inversely proportionate to how much of it I watch before wanting to turn it the fuck off.

The twist is that it all takes place inside a snow globe, which itself has dissociative personality disorder and believes itself to be some kind of lava lamp.

I'm sorry, ice water?