I think shaking up the franchise with a Girl Bond might also make for a good opportunity to lighten things up a bit. I honestly kind of miss the Roger Moore era, when every Bond movie was the height of absurd, gimmicky, marvelously stupid fun. I say we rerereboot the series with both a lighter tone AND a James Bond…

"Laugh and grow fat, punk."

Gary Glitter, how did you get wifi in your cell?

I'd watch the FUCK out of an appearance by Shaft on the New Scooby Doo Mysteries.

I don't think so, but that's still only the third most troublesome use of the Power Rangers color scheme.

“I was…really high…and read the script…After that I went, ‘This is different. This is as different a reimagining as the Batman television series as it became the [Christopher Nolan] Batman movie series.”
— Bryan Cranston

Just imagine how ridiculous the costumes will be when we get Fox's gritty reboot of Peripheral Vision Man.

¿Que dubstep?

My God…*slowly removes glasses*

Guards! Seize him!

For Your Consideration - An opinion the author almost certainly doesn't actually have but wrote about anyway in order to score some sweet, lucious clicks.

Everyone - Haha, no.

What the hell do you know about race? You're a dog! You can't even see colors!

I've read a lot of awesome hypothetical movie pitches in these comments, but this one might be an all-time best.

These statistics could support everything from a Coen Brothers drama to a Michael Mann crime saga to a Kevin Hart action-comedy.

I read somewhere that a comically huge percentage of the modern day KKK are either FBI informants or full-on undercover agents, even to the point where operatives have investigated each other without realizing neither were actual white supremacists. I wonder if this movie will adress that. It'd be like a…

FlashForward!

Big red "NO SHIT".

There was a period in my life when I filtered every filmgoing experience through the symbolic defense of true art and resistance against the bourgeoise Hollywood marketing system. I now refer to that time as "being 20 years old".

And the tattoo of a teardrop under one eye, to symbolize his sorrow at the tragic marginalization of America's inner city population!