And even if he did, RLM can't afford the prop.

And here I was, enjoying films on their own terms like some kind of asshole.

Absolutely! The story would work a hell of a lot better in that format, anyway. You COULD wrap it up in 2.5 hours, but it'd cost a lot of the story's emotional resonance - and why bother adapting Runaway at all if that's the case?

Jesus Christ, that's a disgusting accusation to make against our Commander In Chief. I mean, come on…arugula?

I take it you're not interested in donating to my Kickstarter for the construction of a 12-foot-tall statue of Bob Hoskins in full Super Mario Bros. costume, chugging a handle of Jim Beam?

I still think Detroit would benefit more from an actual Robocop, or at the very least a munincipal Batman.

Simultaneously victimizing a combat veteran of an unpopular war AND blowing things up sounds pretty damn American to me.

Does Rich Evans know he's the official face of Truck Yeah fireworks, or is this a Mr. Sparkle situation?

There were plans for some kind of Runaways adaptation a few years ago, but nothing came of it. Which might be for the best, because that series would do some pretty odd things to the current MCU continuity.

Every time you point, I see a penis.

What's a "real movie"?

It's a damn shame he died before being able to direct a Marvel movie.

If the Far Side ripoff comics taped to the walls of my doctor's office have taught me anything, it's that people in your profession should be treated like mutants in a dystopian sci-fi movie. Is that…is that wrong?

Perhaps the real monster…is man.

Hire Shyamalan for another Last Airbender movie. That seems like a good place to start.

Meryl Streep. No really, she'd fucking kill that role.

I fixed it! You saw nothing, you hear me? NOTHING!

"Let's talk franchise potential! Pass me that popcorn bowl full of cocaine - no, not that one, the big one."

Irrational
Gynophobic
Nerds

If it was closer to the source material she would have immediately gone into a violent panic at the sight of two non-white people attempting to enter her home.