Was that in their Terminator: Genisys review? Because I've seen that one, and I'm realizing now that I may have been inceptioned.

Good to know! I never quite got around to watching it, but I was really intruiged by the trailers (and the Christian right's intensely negative reaction to it, which at this point is essentially a seal of quality). The only movie I've ever seen that effectively portrayed the OT as a living, breathing, often terrifying…

I've always found the Old Testament to be a really cool storyverse. Mythical quasi-superhuman kings leading huge armies into battle, occasional appearances by mythological creatures (giants, demons, etc.), God Himself just kind of hanging around and occasionally shattering the laws of physics to help out His people -…

Zack Snyder does everything violently.

It's a logical next step in the internal story mechanics of the series, in addition to being way more fun and compelling than yet another movie full of bad CGI, worse dialog, and exploding buses. Pirate terminator! Cowboy terminator! A terminator in a full suit of medieval body armor singlehandedly slaughtering an…

Look out! G-g-g-GHOSTS!

*joke about Megan Fox's career decline I don't feel comfortable actually writing*

Donald Glover, is that you?

Transformers in the Middle Ages < a new Terminator series set in pre-20th century locations (the Old West, Victorian England, etc.) about a deranged sect of John Connor rebels who are trying to use time travel to prevent the invention of computer technology in general, and thus zipping through history trying to…

My preferred apocalyptic alternate West Wing is where the asteroid in "Impact Winter" ends up hitting the Earth, leaving the Bartlet Administration to deal with potentially world-ending disaster while Santos and Vinick have to figure out how to sucessfuly campsign for president while the human race is on the verge of…

Replace "help, my house is on fire!" with reporting a gun crime, and you can have that conversation with a Chicago 911 operator in real life.

I wish more people watched Leverage. Because it's an awesome show, but also because then it might actually be funny to someone other than me when I order a drink at a restaraunt and quip to myself: "We provide…beverage."

"Fools! Did you really think that even here, in the depths of interstellar space, you could escape the clutches of…DOCTOR BONG?"
— from X-Men In Space, hopefully

*draws randomized prompt from hat made of cured, tanned human flesh* "John Wayne just after getting a root canal! Go!"

*horse whinnies in terror off-camera*

Do we really NEED a new Orlando Bloom? Whatever happened to the old one?

Think of all the classic sitcoms titled after the lead's first name! Ellen! Reba! And, uh…that Rob Schneider one turned out okay, didn't it?

"Gozu (Cow Head or Ox Head) is an urban legend about a scary story so terrifying, that anyone who hears it will tremble violently for days and then die of fright."

I WON'T LET YOU!

Bjornborg is an awesome title for a movie about a Norwegian terminator.