WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

I like yours too! Wanna go ride bikes?

I'm sure this will go well.

I loved the hell out of the movie and I refuse to feel even the least bit guilty about it. Well, okay - maybe the least bit.

I ADMIT I WAS RELIEVED THAT IT WASN'T A SEX ACT PRACTICED ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY IN IMPORTED JAPANESE PORNOGRAPHY WHICH WAS MY INITIAL ASSUMPTION

Mournful tits. Like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.

You just described The Departed.

I SAID I WAS SUPER PLEASED I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT WAS

I'm super pleased I don't know what the hell that is.

Oooooooh.

I'm still not convinced CSI: Cyber ever really existed at all.

The only bright side I can find in that whole blood-boiling nightmare is my total certainty that, not many years from now, the gun will be a supernaturally-powered weapon of pure evil in a Grant Morrison comic.

Oh, that's your answer for everything.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

It's never too early to start learning how to use the seashells.

Oh wow, he really IS hungry!

"Can, uh, can you just turn these into loaves and fish or whatever?"
"No, my child."
*sigh*

"Man awakens from 42-day coma, thinks he'd been unconscious for decades and was revived in the Demolition Man universe"

It says a lot about me that not only did I click on this article solely to post the word "farts", but when I saw that someone beat me to it I audibly sighed in disappointment.

Honestly, yeah. "Wacky Races by way of Borderlands" seems like a pretty solid combination of crazy-stupid and genuinely, unironically fun as hell.