How gritty is this, on a scale from 1 to "you see Penelope Pitstop's tits"?

I have never felt the slightest desire to revisit these cartoons, all of which I watched regularly as a young child, until this.

Flagged for secretly being David Goyer under a false name

Oh God, I changed my mind! Take it away again!

Where the FUCK is Wacky Races?

When asked what will replace the huge number of cancelled programming, ABC Entertainment President Channing Dungey replied "Darkness without end."

That's not fair. That's not fair at all! THERE WAS TIME NOW!

"Bell Boy". It's not even remotely relevant to the show, I just like that song.

This was no boating accident!

He commits the crimes, and then he solves them! And he's completely inept at both! Don't miss Cruzin', Tuesdays at 9 on CBS.

Pray to Satan? Apparently even he's in the crime-solving game now.

Nobody's For Your Consideration Emmy reel is going to include them staring wide-eyed at a computer monitor and shouting something like: "They're in! They're inside all of our mainframes! Every single mainframe!"

Prior to its premiere I actually, out-loud, in-real-life giggled with delight when reading about how batshit terrible it sounded. Then I completely forgot about it for three years.

Franchise Wars: Origins - Taco Bell Rising

That does explain the 25 minute-long static shot of the protagonist staring blankly into the sky while slowly, contemplatively eating a Bourbon Street steak.

Nothing will ever top watching Tarkovsky's Solaris with ad breaks on Hulu, and seeing one of cinema's most famously slow and quiet films get interrupted mid-shot by a man screaming at me about new entrees at Applebee's.

Yes!

In the unlikely event that you ever get a few minutes to chat with Kanye West, please, for the love of God, don't tell him that story.

Is that what Juno was?

And "mining" implies a level of strenuous effort that isn't necessary if you're looking for awful shit said by Gene Simmons.