Hello, Control!

All the areas have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.

#hailkorrok

I know it's TV and not film, but I absolutely loved how Person of Interest explored the concept of a godlike AI surveillance network that has both sapience and a rigid - yet distinctly not quite human - sense of right and wrong.

In my experience, it tends to be theater and/or vocal performance nerds who've had one too many shots of Fireball.

Perhaps if there was an even tinier third crucifix inside the second one it would have been enough to ward off whatever that scary monster was that I didn't see because I shut my eyes at the last second SHUT UP I'M EASILY STARTLED IT'S A CONDITION

It's a movie in which Michael Douglas goes on a chaotic rampage through L.A. after hearing the phrase "IT'S SO GOOD SHIT HANG ON A SECOND IT'S LOADING" one too many times.

I bet this is the first time conservative Republicans have ever found themselves wishing they had…
*puts on sunglesses*
…a new Deal.

"Governor Deal, are you going to veto this bill?"
*Deal slowly puts his hands in his pockets*

But seriously if one more person responds to me telling them I haven't heard anything from Hamilton by whipping out their smartphone and cuing up the soundtrack on Spotify I am going to violently reenact the entire second act of Falling Down.

"For Our Consideration: Why the sweet release of death isn't as bad as you think"

I have always had a rule to never allow the obnoxious antics of a fanbase to color my judgment of whatever it is they're the fanbase of; I consider it dismissive, insulting, and potentially even harmful to the artists who bear no real responsibility whatsoever for my annoyance. I've gotten in heated,…

There is no excuse whatsoever for Shawne Merriman not being a playable character in any of the Soul Calibur games.

That's Our Riddick!

I for one was thinking of seminal horror classic Darkness Falls, which has the same basic conceit as this movie but with a child-eating CGI Tooth Fairy as the monster antagonist.

…DON'T

…in a room packed full of crucifixes…

…of leaving your child unattended…

If you're thinking…

I love Maria Bello but I swear to God she has a cursed monkey's paw for an agent.