I thought that was Punchstronaut Waxenscalp vs. the Darkswoopers of Planet Bloodbath.

Proton torpedoes can't melt something something, ehhh.

Wait, Alec Guiness ISN'T Arabic? Because he was a desert-dwelling hermit in that one other movie I saw him in!

I still wonder which top-secret genetics laboratory created a man who can play any ethnicity on earth without being offensive, thus finally bring the MKRooney project to successful completion.

I was incredibly relieved and more than a little surprised that mine made it through.

My second choice was "Misquoter 9000". It would have been a gimmick account. Preplanned posts included, but were not limited to, the following:
- "I don't give a damn, Frank!"
- "We're gonna need another boat."
- "My little friend says hello!"
- "Never take sides against the family, Frodo."

"I don't give a fuck if you like it."
— Amy Poehler, to the audiences of every movie she's had a starring role in that wasn't Inside Out

CLEAN YOUR TEETH ON MY BONES

"So…so this is canon, right?"
— Tumblr

Are you sure it wasn't Harlan Ellison?

Adventure Time! Come on…your friends!

I i stinctively heard this in the voice of Stephen Fry

Isabela Moner, Colin Critchley, and Jet Jurgensmeyer all sound more like Thomas Pynchon characters than child actors.

"Tough on crime
Fair on justice
Sings a song
Has a mustache"

You should ask him about it. You're both celebrity ghosts!

*slides steel briefcase full of unmarked hundred dollars bills across table, nods grimly*

If anybody understands how hard it is to get thrown out of the film industry, it's the son of John Landis.

It'd be like a 120+ minute version of the scene in Grizzly Man where Werner Herzog listens to the audio of Timothy Treadwell getting mauled to death.

They're finally making a sequel to Hollywood Homicide?!

"Great Job, Internet!: here's an insane supercut of Harrison Ford showing measured, cautiously optimistic mild interest"