Why I laugh?

"If they think you're crude, go technical."

It does have a certain je ne sais Tyler Durden.

I'm still waiting for a variation on the Expendables formula of "here's all those actors you like hanging out together!" being applied to horror movies. I know there's an extremely high probability that it would end up a disappointing clusterfuck, yet I nonetheless sometimes catch myself daydreaming about a sort of…

Outrunnin' the law, the best of buds
Look out y'all, it's Hall and Suds!
*sick banjo breakdown*

Charles Stross, what are you doing posting on the AVC?

"Hall & Suds" sounds like the title of a movie with a theme song by Jerry Reed.

I'd watch all fifteen Taken sequels if they just started piling on multiple genres.

"What kind of day has it been?"

(Neeson is finally able to retire from kid-rescuing and spends his twilight years meticulously, obsessively designing a palatial mansion in the middle of the woods. It will be directed by Werner Herzog.)

Taken: Hearthfire

Well, now THIS is a thing I know exists, and I'm a lesser man for it. Upvoted.

I somehow haven't seen any of these movies, so the only way I can envision the basic concept not getting stale by now is if the most recent movie in the series ended with a mostly-cyborg CGI Liam Neeson carrying his daughter out from the burning wreckage of the crashed alien mothership where God-Emperor Gthagnalfaxx…

Hey, I remember S.T.A.L.K.E.R. too!

Bradley Whitford can, and will, do almost anything for money!

The phrase "pajama people" will be uttered by a grown-ass adult.

And who are you to label someone as a racist, you potato-eating mick papist?

"Uncaring" is the thirdmost Mom-word in the English language, just behind "neighborly" and "back-sass".

Hey, extended-extended-extended family can still make for great dramatic pathos! Just look at cinematic masterpiece Jack Slater IV!

"…I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. And I am never, ever sick at sea."