"MICHAEL SHANNON!"

No! We had a deal!

Look - I once watched this comment section respond to a Breitbartian screed about the evils of Latino immigrants with a huge series of posts about chili recipes. Which ingredients to use, which ingredients NOT to use, suggested cookware, tips, tricks, secret ingredients…and not a single mention of the racist bullshit…

Yeah! Fuck that show no one had mentioned until you brought it up! BOOOO!

The only televisual take on Recession-based white collar crime I'm interested in is Person of Interest, because every attempt to justify such behavior is immediately followed by a near-fatal beating at the hands of Jim Caviezel. This country needs him now more than ever, damn it.

I understand your point, but don't forget that anti-Semites have a very, very long history of taking any opportunity whatsoever to seek out confirmation bias supporting their beliefs. I'm not really sure what is and isn't "needed" when it comes to people that could find a way to blame Israel for not getting enough…

Agent Carter attempts to sneak up on HYDRA's latest creation: a kaiju-sized Gumby bioengineered to stomp on every Jew it encounters.

Shadows of the Empire on the Nintendo 64 had a master cheat - which gave you access to fucking around with absolutely everything, right down to the density and color of the visibility fog - that required you to hold down every goddamn button on the controller AND push the control stick right, then left, then right…

I liked it, and I also like to pretend it takes place in the same universe as Justified. Not for any particular reason - just because I can.

"Remember, I'm pulling for ya!"
*rips someone's eye out of its socket, drops it on the floor, smacks it across the room with a hockey stick*

"Freeze! This area's under quarantine. No one gets in or out."
- (Persuade) Trust me, I'm not infected.
- What can I do to get you to let me through?
- Remind me again: why is there a quarantine?
- Quarantine THIS, pig! (Attack)

Since I came here to post almost this exact joke and now having nothing of substance to add, I'll just talk about how I now take any opportunity to yell "GET THE FUCK OUUUT" the way Aziz did in the coffee shop audition.

[SPOILERS]
The protagonists survive by fleeing to Madagascar, the only landmass completely free of infection.

On the other hand, "XL Pendergast" is my new nickname for my dong.

"The SVU team uncovers a sex slavery ring while investigating a series of kaiju attacks in Manhattan, somehow."

It is NOT a good time to be a 69-year-old celebrity.

Boys becoming iconic TV personalities! Iconic TV personalities becoming wolves!

"At least we're not Detroit! WE'RE NOT DETROIT!"
—Cleveland Board of Tourism

"If you were writing a romantic comedy - or, like, an episode of a sitcom that sticks to romantic comedy tropes - and your protagonist had to go see a fictional horror flick with his or her current love interest, and have wacky hijinks ensue as a result of said protagonist being easily frightened…that's The Boy. It's…

Or at least an old, old man who sort of looks like Hitler?