Upvoted for the mental image of your post being delivered by Jeff Daniels as a furious monologue in the climactic scene of an episode of The Newsroom, which I found intensely amusing because I've been daydrinking again.

I can't even begin to imagine what in God's name that would look like, but I know I'd pay to see it. Upvoted for bold out-of-the-box thinking.

And where was all that phony liberal outrage when Jimmy Smits played Barack Obama on The West Wing?

On one hand, I feel like this is a pretty poor example of Hollywood's (admittedly very real) hesitance to put nonwhite actors in major roles. On the other hand, it's hard to give the benefit of a doubt to a director who seemed genuinely surprised at the outcry over his decision to triple-coat a bunch of famous white…

This. I remember thinking "hey, Benedict Wong!", and "hey, Michael Pena!" and "hey, Donald Glover!" This is a strange hill to die on.

WHITE ACTOR'S WHAT MAGNITUDE?!

The Lamb is the power that BE

Harlan Ellison tells cashier who forgot his side order of queso to "fuck off and die", is forcibly escorted from Qdoba.

This was an excellent joke and you are a good poster.

Much like our President, the Fett clones were juuuuuust white enough to allow for plausible deniability among assholes.

You'll never get anywhere in this business with an attitude like that, kid! Now take this brick with "what about playing the Doctor?" written on it and go hurl it through Idris Elba's windshield.

Furthermore, few critics are either as well-endowed OR as prolifically talented in the art of lovemaking as Mike D'Angelo. To say nothing of his extensive entertainment industry connections, which include an uncle who works for Nintendo and offers him exclusive access to the company's library of unreleased Mario games.

Birdman worked for me because I found the single-shot conceit to not only be mesmerizing and visually impressive, but also to have achieved what effective cinematography is meant to do: enhance the atmosphere of a film, which in this case was the steadily building rush of a high-stakes theatrical production.

WHISKER PATROL
WHISKER PATROL

+12 Renegade

I was able to look up more details about this earlier by googling "world ending today" and instantly finding what I was looking for. The 21st century is weird as hell.

Paul McCartney did indeed die in 1966, but will soon return to judge the living and the dead.

Dox tha police!

As a caucasian middle-class American male, I live in constant terror of police brutality.

Fox executives demand extensive rewrites which eventually establish that the victim was secretly embroiled in a massive global conspiracy involving aliens or time travel or who gives a shit.