One time my dog somehow squeezed through the front door's radiation seals while I popped over to the nutrient-slime market for my monthly rations; I returned home to find that the wasteland marauders had already eaten him and left his bones arranged in a pentagram on my stoop as a warning!

A network TV series about a man with split personalities, you say?

Or quintuplets - which, while not true to the source material, will make it much easier to camoflouge negative reviews on the promotional materials.

THUNDAHSTRUUUCK

Not too long ago, the contents of H.P. Lovecraft's old notebook of one- or two-sentence story ideas were posted online. I just realized that every single Millar comic sounds like it began in just such a notebook.

Yes, dada. I shall become a bat.

Warm…and mandatory.

*SWAT negotiator stands outside Universal Studios HQ, desperately trying to talk Tim Burton down from rebooting Casper the Friendly Ghost*

"Some veils should not be pierced"
"Some abysses should not be stared into"
"Some sleeps should not be slept, perchance to be dreamed during"