I called it from the start. That family is going to suck the literal life out of Pete Davidson and leave his empty husk of a body. 

Probably only a matter of time til she gets sued by the Nevermind baby.

This girl is going places. Eleven years old and playing a song on stage during a real concert with one of the biggest bands in the world?!?! Amazing!

Eh, I can’t take credit for trying too hard, this administration makes it pretty easy. There was an article in the Washington Post just this morning on the administration attempting to rollback enforcement of the MBTA before January, so it was on my mind. Also, the actions taken here and the bird species are…

Chopping down the tree with that owl in it as well as transporting the tree/owl is a violation of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. There are generally significant penalties that go along with that but the Trump Administration has been desperately trying to make it easier to violate this law without penalty.

Duh, she’s rich. People roll their eyes when I go in on rich people, but I stand firm that there isn’t a truly good rich person in this country. I can hold my nose for a few actors, musicians, and artists becoming rich (Ian MacKaye being a millionaire stings tho).

Right. If you’re friends with a racist, classist asshole, you’re probably one too.

wake me up when one of Ivanka’s friends wants to talk about this

I won’t say too much so as not to doxx her, but a close family member went to boarding school with Ivanka at Choate in Connecticut. I hope they start their public tell-alls soon, as I heard enough stories to sour my opinion even before the Trump family ran our country into the ground.

Especially after her fatass father dies. Then it’ll be “oh I couldn’t upset him while he was alive...” And I’m sure she’s already coming up with point by point arguments for how she secretly worked as a liberal spy to get her father to change his mind about things. Then she’ll do a photoshoot where she’s dressed like…

Since Ivanka apparently never bothered to hide her shitty character from the beginning, why on earth would you want to be friends with her in the first place?

Hey, let them live in New York if they can put up with the idea that any place they eat will leave them wondering if their meals came with a seasoning of bodily fluids.

I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to discover that this family of grifting, racists pigs are a bunch of grifting, racist pigs!

“In reality, I was afraid I’d lose friends and get skewered from all sides as a hypocritical, privileged elitist looking to capitalize on her Trump connection.”
Oh. So you knew all along that you were a slimy ass kisser, but you still did it til it became an impossible position? And could make a few bucks?
I’m sure…

Have you never met a younger sibling in a high achieving family before? Chris Cuomo being dramatic and arrogant is just how youngest siblings with insanely successful older siblings are.

fsfsfs as a fellow Younger Sibling, the very first time I saw Chris Cuomo on CNN I went “Once a Little Shit, Always a Little Shit” because that’s Just How We Are. Thrilled to see that the Cuomos on tv during a crisis is the exact same dynamic I have with my older sibling and yes, we absolutely would fight over who was…

there’s no way that Messina should be in the Hot Chris Pantheon, when was this addition made? I want to speak to the manager 

I was pleasantly surprised at how much I didn’t hate this. Enjoyable enough, I hope he does more and grows as a comedian cause you are right in that he is a great storyteller.

Thanks for this write up; I think I will go check out the special. As the parent of a boy, I think a lot about how we expect boys to perform masculinity from a very young age, and because the dirty secret about machismo is that a man can never be masculine enough, many boys end up as men who are not just angry, but…

I thought he made some good points, infused with humor. Ariana got away with saying things that Pete, a man, would have been gutted in the media, had he said them.