Not if it is Olive Garden. Nothing can ruin Olive Garden. NOTHING.

Leslie’s laugh when Kate said she used to be an umpire killed me.

Savage.

“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

Them? They’re engaged!

They went to a bar called the Bourgeois Pig in Hollywood? God I want to bow down to the owner who chose such a beautiful name for a bar in a perfect location. The whole description of the date is infuckingcredible, they told J-14 about their date at the bourgeois pig, J-14!!! like the kids magazine, they got cider!…

I take it you’ve never planned a wedding.

me, to myself, rn, because i’m at work:

Farrah Abraham looks awesome... for a 45 year old.

This was my main takeaway from this, honestly. Why is this issue more than three times the price? Does it come with Tom Hiddleston’s phone number?

If you’re in the US and are thinking of taking your own life, call 1-800-273-8255 (the National Suicide Prevention Hotline).

I was a little upset when you ended the article without finding out what you would eat for breakfast.

The Trump campaign as a way to get Hillary elected is really my favorite conspiracy theory. I never thought I would have anything in common with Oscar De La Hoya, but here we are!

Me at my desk right now

God you went straight to the bottom of the barrel, didn’t you? Haha. I couldn’t think of two more mediocre and useless “comedians.”

For a woman in comedy to be noticed she has to be exceptional. For a man? Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh would like a word with you.

As a Latina also supporting Hillary: expect nothing but contempt from white commenters here. They know what’s better for us and they are baffled that we dare to think for themselves and have reasons to vote for Hillary. How can we? They know what is better and they don't agree. We must be ignorant!

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…