I once made an internal memo typo that called my department a “detriment.”

Honestly I think home schooled is too narcissistic and not bright enough to have made that burn intentionally. But as a 34-year-old who is trying very hard to get pregnant AND terrified about the spread of Zika, fuck that bitch.

Damn Kylie, that’s some burn. Kim and Kourtney are both in their 30's, having kids they’re apparently too old for. And wasn’t Kris in her 40s when she had Kylie?

I just needed somewhere to post this.

props to 90-yr old Michigan’s ex-Rep. Dingell for trolling so well

Oh man, it just keeps getting better. I never ever ever want Rob and Chyna to break up.

Maybe he saw on Jez that Kris was on her way over.

Just do an “otherkin” search on tumblr, you’ll see.

begs the question do you use the finger emoji

(Clover Hope?)

Wait, is Rihanna holding off on releasing Anti because she committed to Tidal but now realizes she made a mistake and she is waiting for it to fail?

Tell me where the portal to lost socks and Chapstick is. I have some business to take care of.

Are you saying that there is a Basilisk in Atalanta and there house is the only safe place?

They were just following the evidence and it didn't led to Planned Parenthood but to the assholes who set up the sting. That is the best thing, ever.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calm down there, Satan.

Bullshit. Macklemore isn’t famous because he’s white, Macklemore is famous because his producer (Ryan Lewis) is fantastic. I don’t care who you are, if you can’t shake your ass to Thrift Shop, Ceiling Can’t Hold Us, etc. then you might as well be dead.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

So he should either stop making music/money, or start performing in a way that is better than the way that made him ultra-successful?

Your comment just made my IUD twitch.