So. Much. To. Mock.

This show/franchise needs to die.

One song of his.. The video made me cry so hard.

Because it’s not inheritable. You die, the remainder of your winnings go back to the state.

I call it “two dollars to daydream.” I know I’m not going to win, but I’ll buy a ticket then drive home thinking about all the fun ways I can spend that money. For me, that daydream is worth the $2.

I agree that getting suddenly filthy rich won’t guarantee you happiness and may cause problems. But I’ve never found working in a boring job 8-12 hours a day to stave off poverty is any sort of spiritual Nirvana either. I would be willing to experiment with a different set of problems for awhile.

The WASP in me spent too much time trying to figure out where the “Bulk section at Whole Foods or Sprouts” option was

The origins are black people starting to say, “Stay woke!” to one another. Now you, too, are woke.

aw congratulations to her and him!!

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

It’s her! She’s pregnant!