The WASP in me spent too much time trying to figure out where the “Bulk section at Whole Foods or Sprouts” option was

The origins are black people starting to say, “Stay woke!” to one another. Now you, too, are woke.

aw congratulations to her and him!!

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

It’s her! She’s pregnant!