Do you think the kids today even know who they are???

I’m sure she’s very concerned about how her personal growth is affecting you..

This is so much better than watching the episode. Don’t even have to fast forward through the commercials, and all of Kylie’s storylines.

Any time Celine Dion comes up, I get really excited because it gives me an excuse to revisit my favorite video EVER:

Reign, North, Saint....Are these children or New York’s Hottest Club?

Mannnnnnnnn Sam is the worst. I used to think that about Coral, but Sam is just the biggest baby ever. Also, be patient...that scene is 100% not over, there’s some A+ developments in like the next 10 seconds of the closing scene.

Glad to read this review. I noticed all of the pilots last night and immediately watched Tig’s special. Which was unfortunate timing as I was halfway through a bottle of wine after a shitty day and feeling incredibly homesick for the gulf coast. I saw Good Girls, but passed on it because it just looked so...cheesy.…

Man, seriously...

Is it just me or is her plumage in the IG photo like borderline seizure inducing?? I had to look away.

This. You nailed it. Thanks for penning my next tattoo.

Man, fuck Utah. That’s it. That’s all I got.

I wish. What I would give to be Beyonce’s thighs...le sigh.

Dude, my exact sentiment. I spent last night drinking an entire bottle of wine and sobbing to my boyfriend about how badly I didn’t want to come back to work. And yet, here I am, and then Missy comes along as if she knew the universe needed her.

MISSY!!!!!!! Yes. Yas. YESSSSSSSSS. On repeat permanently.

Can any actual DJs confirm that this baby is even doing anything? Couldn’t his dad just have made a playlist and the baby just pushes random buttons to appear like he’s doing something?<<Coincidentally, the same thing I do at work...

If I had to imagine what a cursed purse would look like, this would 100% be it.

The crazy shoe ladies were probably collecting them to be painted for the Muses parade. Arguably one of the best throws during Mardi Gras. Google “Muses shoe”

Sometimes when people come at me acting all crazy, I wonder how they ended up that way. Stories like this remind me that some people’s worldviews are FUCKED.

These kids are going to be the WORST grown ups. Can you imagine trying to set up a play date with one of them?

Ahhh gotcha, thanks!