Tomorrow, on Jalopnik: Nice Price or Crack Pipe, For $9,999 Would This Meteoric Malibu Fill The Comet-Sized Hole In Your Heart?

I immediately regretted saying something bad about minivans, I knew id get a ton of responses. Badmouth minivans, miatas, the BRZ, or wagons and its game over on jalopnik. Granted, I like most of those things so its okay.