When has it ever been.

“If you throw that fastball as straight as an arrow and lay it right over the middle of the plate, your liable to watch it fly all the way out of the ballpark.”

To all who’ve not yet picked up a club, coming from a guy who played at a pretty high level (collegiate, state and national tournaments) for a number of years: take up grenade catching. Ultimately, it will do less damage to your soul.

YOU’RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS.

guy should a cat drawings on the tabs. Sharks would have gobbled it up.

Suicide by zookeeper?

Sadly, animal heaven is just a zoo in human heaven.

Almost certainly there was some ass-hattery occurring before the filming started to entice someone to take their phone out and start the filming in the first place and chances are near 100% that the Z was actively wearing that hat as well. On a positive note, filmed in landscape.