My personal favorite:

I’ve played it a bit and I think it the update is kind of fun. NMS is a somewhat promising early-access game.

Sick burn is a burn

I can’t stomach what this means for my daughter. I guess she’ll need to dress more conservatively lest she convey the idea that she wants to be raped by a rich person.

Is this why Twitter is down?

His ladyfriend

My roommate smoked weed and I hated it because I didn’t want to smoke weed or smell weed smoke. The absolute worst since, of course, your roommate would never smoke tobacco in your room if you asked otherwise, yet weed is *holy* and *righteous.*

Is there something wrong with the colors on my interwebs or have I just detached my retinas?

He’s giving us separators so we can load the tweetstorm into Tableau and analyze their ass-ness.

It was better and then Mel Gibson’ed.

Pop Warner at *the very lowest* age levels is already in trouble. The trouble working its way up.

Oh my God I had forgotten tuna jello!

holy fuck A PDF???!?

Anza Borrego is better

I’d estimate the first major news story about how kids are using exploits to crash self-driving cars will arrive around Christmas, 2017.

It seems like Italians are fine with American consumption of pizza.

Forget the bun, drop *all* of that stuff onto a floppy slice of cheese pizza. Fold and stuff into face. AMERICA!!!!!!!1!!

This is really good Deadspin. Which is good.

FUCKING RUN PEOPLE jesus

Finding Lowe’s content on the site has been increasingly difficult since the end of Grantland. It’s barely worth wading through the flotsam and jetsam to find it.