Yeah, I’d stick with borrowed surreality if I were you, too.

Haha, no: I’ve been a regular AV Club reader since last century, when I used to pick up the paper edition at Tower Records on East 4th St., and Shakespeare & Co. on B’way. I wonder if you have any clue how little you know about all this other stuff. You’re off base on so, so many things.

Memes and emojis? Truly, you are a renaissance man.

Oh, jeez, you shoulda quit while you were ahead. I guess next it’s going to be that thing from Ally McBeal? I’m catching on!

This one’s better. Still not sure what you’re getting at, but this really borders on surreal — the irregular zoom-in effect helps a lot. I’m going to give you this one. Good day sir.

I don’t know what that means, but you’ve certainly proven your own imagination, what with your ability to embed memes, so...kudos?

Oh, let’s say “I didn’t want a long argument.” Happy?

I said “plenty,” not “most,” because I didn’t want an argument. And you can’t argue with “plenty” — that’s just silly.

That doesn’t check out at all — Macs are favored by plenty of creative types.

I will be buying my first iPhone in the next few days — a 6S, which is basically bottom-of-the-line at this point, but more than sufficient for my needs. I’ve used Android phones for years, but I’ve never found them as pleasing to use as my friends’ iPhones, and I’ll be excited to be putting a device in my pocket that…

I was going to say it can be two things, but I have done the math, and I’m afraid it’s really only one. And that one thing isn’t even Frank Stallone. I have failed.

Hmm, maybe it’s just images. I thought I saw someone do a YouTube video, but...maybe it was an animated gif.

I actually like the way it looks. Style options? Embeds? Sweet! But yeah...at what expense?

Huh, what? Can I really post without registering? That’d be sweet. The AV Club truly began its descent when they started requiring registration. No epic Law & Order-style threads? No dice.