In unrelated news, Donald Trump has confirmed that his tiny penis has been shortlisted as a potential VP running mate.

Whoa, hey now - if you’re going to start making penis references, then don’t forget about Trump. Dude’s got a penis of the micro variety.

Trump could’ve taken that kick without any harm to his schlong because it is so small as to be almost nonexistent. Same goes for his balls which are approximately the size of pomegranate seeds. Bad.

Nice to see him grab the pole. Donald Trump would also like to grab a pole - the one between his legs. Except it’s too tiny to grab.

Of course Weld should stand by his comments, just as those who point out that Trump has a micropenis should stand by theirs.

The way that bat is positioned in that photo makes it look as though the batter’s got a really big boner. Donald Trump, on the other hand, has an unbelievably tiny penis and is unable to produce boners.