stubbyclapp
StubbyClapp
stubbyclapp

This guy better be court-martialed—gargling Castro’s dong like that.

Jack could use a shoulder to cry on because that bat is fucking glued to one of his.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

“Drake needs to be careful here; coming at Perkins can ruin your life.”

Is this about the golf team or the football team?

Not the first time today I’ve seen the Browns leave streaks around the lower bowl while circling the drain.

Christian Moolisic

Johnson’s accuser, a woman he was living with in 2016, was granted a temporary restraining order but denied a permanent one

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

That headline...yikes.

Maybe change post title. Not one Cleveland player mentioned.

actually it’s good that we’re all standing on a garbage barge in space making fun of each other.

big idiot’s beef

Oh look another country descending into chaos because of socialism, but yes lets continue fostering its growth here in America.

I would just like to point out some things:

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

Look I know we’re talking about the Browns here but surely they didn’t bring just one lightning cable

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.