This administration is more willing to protect statues and monuments of racists than actual people whose lives are going to be torn apart by this.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

So, to cover up for their financing scam being sniffed out, they are going to blame democracy?

After a verbal survey, it seems many call it soccer baseball here which has made me angrier

Brings back memories of when I was but a young lad, striving for greatness in Little League. I....wasn’t much of a hitter, and when it came down to our last game, with the post-season tournament on the line, I ended up at the plate with the tying run on third. Down to our last out, and me...ME!...one of the worst…

“Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.”

Let us ask ourselves if we can imagine any scenario where Michael Jordan would apply criteria to this discussion that in any way might threaten his assumed position at the top of a ranking of modern NBA players.

God, Mitch takes that big fat L right in his fucking face.

Racism? At an Indians game?

How did shit fall apart so quickly for Cleveland?

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

At least the truck stood its ground...

This is why I never exercise.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Don’t get excited. Nothing is going to come of this (that will negatively affect Trump). We could get a full video of them visiting SVR headquarters for afternoon tea and nothing would come of it. Clearly the Republican controlled gov’t don’t give a shit...

Now this is a tire going bald.

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.