But some would say that revoking 100,000 visas is a small price to pay to prevent another Bowling Green Massacre, an event which was so tragic and horrible that it doesn’t even seem real...

His supporters still think trickle down economics is brilliant. They’ll cheer on this change. Because of the billionaires just get richer, maybe one day I’ll make some money too! And let’s not forget they’re JOB CREATORS. even though most of them don’t believe in minimum wage period. Maybe jobs will come back but…

It’s called alternate geography. Places are no longer bound only to where they’re supposed to be. That’s called freedom and you’re welcome.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

I saw that and my first thought was that no, it isn’t at all like that. It’s more like having a dietician advise that you eat at Burger King. (without having to disclose the fact that he owns a bunch of Burger Kings.)

The thieves come with smiles on their faces, a Bible in their right hand and a flag in their left. It’s almost always all too easy. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Justice is served!

Whether or not he ages well will determine his value.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

I think at the point where I knew I wanted to quit, I’d have just let it go to hell. I’d have been miserable and worked the shifts alone to purposely let the store bomb. If you’re going to quit or get fired, might as well fuck them over a little bit too.

I fucking hate retail so god damn much. Corporate brick and…

Easily solved...more nuclear.

“I miss when Jalopnik was about cars, not politics.”

See you tomorrow.

Disagree.

I wonder what that’s like? Being white, I mean. I imagine there are bathroom attendants with mints in even the sketchiest gas station port-a-potties when you take a fresh dump. Not being a White-American, I can only fantasize, but maybe if I work hard enough, someday I too can be white. That must be the “American…

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”