Los Angeles is still spending the profits from the ‘84 games.

I mean it went pretty well for LA the last time so why not i mean it’s not like anyone will be left alive at that point so go for it. Worst case scenario is its the 36 games all over again.

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

We secretly laughed at and mocked the couple who had 2 kids by age 21. Now they are out having fun every weekend at age 43 while our little shits are still in middle school.

So when he “Sensually prepares” his meat, he gets fame and fortune.

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

Amateur. Ever see the Swedish Chef lovingly caress a live chicken with his soft, felt-like hands? Now THAT, my friends, is an experience.

We hate your state, too.

Symbolism of Mitsubishi’s success in North America, perhaps?

“Fetus warmers.”

Watch the Super Bowl Sans-Cable

Watch the Super Bowl Sans-Cable

I can’t be the only one who read the head as “Chili Dog Enjoys Hockey Game.”

The scale at the bottom that says 1 is blue and 150 is orange?

Please, please tell me the Funklets have matching sequined outfits and choreographed, synchronized dance moves.

Mrs. Funk will be there, and we’ve already explained to the three little Funklets why it’s so important for mommy to go away later this month. She’s doing this for them, more than anything, because if we don’t start setting a better example for future generations we’re more doomed than we already are.

1884, the prequel to the better known 1984?

Well it’s a pleasure to meet you Mr. Dos Equis man. Jesus christ you fucking win