This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

Call Trump’s people. He’s got the most fantastic hair people. They’ll make you a winner again.

Not The F8 of the Furious?  The SVP of Marketing Puns over at Universal really fucked up this time.

Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world. I choose to see the doodie.

Analysis: how long since last defecation?

Cease Bowel Functions.

And to think, they’re not even the most empowered group of wizards in Washington.

I swore off the Grammys after Kendrick didn’t win best album earlier this year. Imagine the outrage if neither Adele nor Beyoncé win the best album award.

Pacific Northwest 4-EVA.

It’s like the promise of good tasting fat free cheese. I bite into it with naïve hope and it just ends up leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

Probably when he had to choose the hats at the beginning. But what really settled it was when the MiB saw the same host that greeted him as a young William and said something like “I figured they would have retired you by now.”

Not to defend Stein, but just to be objective you could make this argument for those who left the tops of their tickets blank, or those who stayed home, or those who voted for Trump, all of which represent larger groups than Stein voters.

Hell, I thought the biggest twist of the finale was that Ford turned out not to be the bad guy after all.

It was kind of supposed to be obvious because that wasn’t the big twist....lol

Also: Ed Harris’ grin when he realized he’s been actually shot.

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.

This proves that activism; especially by badass tribal members, women, queer folks, PoC, etc.; fucking works. This is amazing news and I’m elated. But: we can’t get complacent. We still have to keep fighting. Keep donating to conservation charities. Keep calling your representatives. Keep being loud. Keep up the good…

I was picked on a lot as a kid and it was often directed at my somewhat defiant love of GameCube. It really sucked and probably contributed to triggering the depression I came to struggle with for the years following (and now manage). And I gotta say, all the sorrow that came in response for my love of GameCube was…