Ugh. Flying with the peasants.

Obviously there's a pattern developing with the Giants being in the World Series, and as a Dodgers fan that depresses me.

Meh.

I still have my Xbox 360 from 2007.

Fuck the cards.

I'm sure someone is cutting onions around me cause I've got this weird liquid coming out of my eyes. And it's really been 18 years? I was 4 at the time and didn't get a Nintendo 64 until a couple years later.

Us in the 1% should be able to park wherever we want. So what if the peasants get so angry?

As a Kings fan I'm looking forward to the Sharks choking in the playoffs, and to another western conference final against the Blackhawks.

I'm from LA and I was a kid there when the Lakers won their three-peat with Kobe and Shaq which in turn made me into a Lakers fan until this day. But I want to watch more exciting teams on national TV, not my crappy Lakers.

Reminds me of my college years (the last four years)

I'm a conservatives worst nightmare, but I did end up falling for this one chick who was extremely conservative, religious and pro-life. We (for some reason) didn't last more than a year, but it can be fun to explore your deal breakers.

Has he lost weight recently?

Weddings depress the shit out of me. All I can think of I so the eventual divorce.

for some reason Keith reminded me of Will McAvoy from the newsroom

very simple solution

I live in NoVa and got pulled over for speeding on mothers day...with my mom in the passengers seat. I was going 44 in a 25 zone. I went to court and the judge told me to take an online driving class and that was the end of that.