Reminds me of my college years (the last four years)

I'm a conservatives worst nightmare, but I did end up falling for this one chick who was extremely conservative, religious and pro-life. We (for some reason) didn't last more than a year, but it can be fun to explore your deal breakers.

Has he lost weight recently?

Weddings depress the shit out of me. All I can think of I so the eventual divorce.

for some reason Keith reminded me of Will McAvoy from the newsroom

very simple solution

I live in NoVa and got pulled over for speeding on mothers day...with my mom in the passengers seat. I was going 44 in a 25 zone. I went to court and the judge told me to take an online driving class and that was the end of that.