This isn’t mine since I’m kind of alone and pathetic but my mum’s story is good:

Hellooooo! What books should I read? What books are you reading? I just finished exams and have time to read and I have forgotten how great it is! I just finished the casual vacancy by jk rowling and now i want to branch out and just reAD

My predictions for where they’ll all be at age 30:

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

“one total, as if you were buying a sweater at Brooks Brothers.”

That’s like, the WASPiest, rich person phrase anyone has ever uttered.

Yeah I hardly remember her kid either. I think if Melissa could become Maddie she would

That’s a really weird puppet.

Dance Moms’ Abby Lee Miller, whose main claim to fame is emotionally abusing children in order to manipulate their fame hungry parents

MackZ WILL NEVER HAPPEN

Melissa is soooo bad about pretending she’s not a stage mom. At least the other moms own when they’re acting like one, but Melissa always has this act like she’s pure as driven snow and all of these things happening to her kids (Maddie getting most of Abby’s attention, Abby trying to make MackZ happen) just fell into…

I’ve met them all (I live in Pittsburgh) and I have subbed for all the kids at some point. Melissa pulled her kids out of school so they could be home schooled (trust me, the cyber school program is a total total joke.) The nicest mom I've met is Kelly. Christy was pretty cordial but she was picking up Chloe from…

Maddie has mastered her one expression to the point that no other expression is needed. It’s sad, it’s yearning, it’s “water?,” it’s hay fever, it’s “the name is at the tip of my tongue.”

I think I still follow Christi, and the crazy one with the other dance studio, on Twitter. I have no idea who’s still on this show, though it seems that 1) Abby has lost weight and started getting highlights and 2) Maddie’s finally growing into her teeth.

$755,000 in income? That’s a lot of “afro” wigs, questionable costumes, and dance routines that inevitably involve tween and teen girls lying on their backs and spreading their legs (it’s just ... icky).

*reads headline*

How would shethink she could hide that? It’ s not like ebay or that she’s making jam and selling it at a farmers market.

Somewhere in Pittsburgh, Kelly and Christi are cackling loudly over a five-cocktail lunch.

Helen Keller Dance Routine.

Hiding income from a bankruptcy court is really scummy. You have income to pay your creditors you just decide that you would like to have it instead. She isn’t destitute, we’re talking about $755,000 in income.