Hillary loses no ground, Bernie picks up a little from the other guys, of they had any support before this. Actually Bernie might pick up a few points from Hillary just for the increase in name recognition.

For each mention of “grandmother,” consume one full glass of sherry, followed by a peppermint found in your pocket.

“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

totally. Why not just coffee with frangelico? MMMMM

Oh, I have no problem with people shouting it out loud. But people can be so insensitive... If it’s not gross to publicly announce being pregnant, it’s not gross to announce how much your salary is. Good luck, I know it’s a very tough issue to deal with emotionally and physically, I wish you all the best.

OMG, the it’ll happen when you stop trying.... it’s the stress... NO. NO IT IS NOT. Meditation will not fix the problem with my plumbing, sorry. This is seconded only by “you can always adopt”. Sure, because that’s totally easy and inexpensive also!

Good luck, I hope the surgeries work out for you. I had to have a lap to have endo removed and then six months of hormone treatments, but four months later I was finally pregnant. 2.5 years from first trying to a positive test and we were literally going to start IVF the month I finally got pregnant. So it can…

I wonder what the hispanic SNL cast members think of these recent developme-

I’m in favor of naming winter storms after adult beverages because a big storm that cancels work and school is an excuse to party.

The hay episode is the one that always leaps to mind, and the one where they glued wine labels all over a kitchen of a religious couple who didn’t drink.

It does feel good to DO something about it, doesn’t it. Fingers crossed for you. They say your odds go up with male sperm issues when the weather cools down. Maybe that’s an old wives tale but I seem to recall there was some data to support that. This will all be distant past one day that you get to tell your kids.

We ended up with two under two after thinking we would never get pregnant, at least not without IVF. Ended up being the best thing ever (not that I remember anything between 2005 and 2007, but I’m sure it was great!). It was such a whirlwind to go from despair over thinking we would never have biological children, to…

I did too. I had PCOS, hypothyroidism, hypoglycemia, and a polyp acting like a natural IUD. My husband had poor morphology and low count.

My husband was supposed to have one of those varicocele repairs— they told us we would never get pregnant without it, and probably not without IVF. They showed us his sperm on a monitor and they were super fucked up, his counts/stats were low all around. I was despondent, and convinced that none of it was going to…

Normally I am in the WHATEVER FAMOUS/RICH PEOPLE catagory, but I am quite happy for them.

But it’s true. A mixed race baby is the best accessory a person could ever have. It’s the Chanel of babies.

it IS your business and thank you for replying to me. My husband is younger and this is something I stress out about on the regs, so. Thank you.

Not that it’s any of my business, but my mother had me at 40. Dad was 45. Older parents have mega perks too. I know she got a lot of shit from people for having a baby “at her age” but fuck those haters. My mum is bad ass and so are you.

YES. I am an elderly lady (OK NOT ELDERLY, but at the age where having a baby might be difficult, but I still may try in 2016, cross yr fingers for me) and when people who REALLY want to have a kid are able to have one, it is definitely cheer-worthy.