How are you feeling about this now that it’s true that these “trolls” were right about what was clearly a flimsy story that didn’t pan out? You want to admit that this douche ruined things for us black folks by lying?

No. Not at all. It’s very, very clear why they would cut back on his role. He most likely fucking lied about something serious, and in the process made things worse for people who actually have to deal with such realities.

Really? You’re still leaning towards him telling the truth? Are we, as liberals, that fucking stupid? We need to call out suspicious shit, and not make excuses when someone probably did something very wrong. All signs point to this being a big fucking hoax. Get real.

You shouldn’t have asked that.
They’re coming for you. Run.

Pineapple pizza is da bomb, you outta y’all mind

How the fuck is a B+ apathetic to you people? It’s literally one of the better grades you can give something. That’s a great achievement. What are y’all smoking?

Great. Looking forward to it! I predict it will be the actually-best one, Super Mario Bros. 2 (the Japanese “Lost Levels” one), or the also-good-best one, Super Mario World.

Man, did we luck out with “American Graffiti”-- Goodbye to Burger City is a fun name, but you just can’t beat the title they ultimately ended up with. 

I mean, with GTA, NYC is on an island, so that makes sense for Liberty City, too.

Hellz to the yeah

I mean, I wouldn’t go as far as to say “fuck him”, but yeah, he’s not my cup of tea either.

Mark my words: the next “dedicated handheld” will just be a rugged, portable-only Switch released when the hardware gets cheaper to produce. It’s a no-brainer. I think all of your arguments about how there will be a 3DS followup are moot. We have that. Time will tell, but I don’t think it’s going to turn out the way…

I almost feel like the person writing this saw the RLM re:View, and became inspired to write this. But for some reason AV Club is very dismissive of RLM, and often never puts them in a positive light anymore. Whatever. Just my little anti-RLM conspiracy theory among professional critics. 

Nah, “the Ukraine” is pretty acceptable. While it’s uncommon to call America “the America”, it is still very common to call Ukraine “the Ukraine” (because of its given Soviet era name)— so much so that even Wikipedia opens its article about Ukraine with that little caveat.

“Abnormally heightened self-dramatization”? Her husband was having an affair and she just found out about it. I don’t think I’d react much differently.

Also that wasn’t meant as a reply to you but a general post. I hate this commenting system they carried over.

Well, when the website uses terms like “rotten”, “fresh”, and “certified fresh” as their spectrum of aggregation, don’t you think it’s a little on them and not the site’s visitors who are “interpreting” it wrong?

You’re opinioning wrong.

Who the heck is this article for? It reads like a college kid’s snarky blog rant.

Oh God, this is absolutely awful. Goodbye, AV Club! You’ve lost a longtime reader with this new site. No audience reviews, my favorite sections are missing, disqus euthenized, the organization of everything is crap.... I’m so sad. Didn’t even know this was coming. Goodbye! And good luck