Standard Trump bashing procedure. I dare you to write an article where you don’t talk shit about Trump. Everything on Jalopnik is just one long Trump joke. Didn’t see the same for Obama. You guys are still kissing his fucking ass. Please ditch your obvious political bias, as commentary, some of us like actual stories…

People may or may not have done lines in my 84. Pretty sure there was a reason the vanity mirror popped off.

I live here and I can testify that Texans love change.

Change is a scary word in Texas, so is progress.

I want the wall. And I don’t give a fuck what some British asshole like John Oliver, who isn’t even funny in the first place, has to say about it.