Standard Trump bashing procedure. I dare you to write an article where you don’t talk shit about Trump. Everything on Jalopnik is just one long Trump joke. Didn’t see the same for Obama. You guys are still kissing his fucking ass. Please ditch your obvious political bias, as commentary, some of us like actual stories…

People may or may not have done lines in my 84. Pretty sure there was a reason the vanity mirror popped off.

I live here and I can testify that Texans love change.

Change is a scary word in Texas, so is progress.

Well, let’s see.

This is Gawker. Genius is pretty much anyone who can fog up a mirror.

I want the wall. And I don’t give a fuck what some British asshole like John Oliver, who isn’t even funny in the first place, has to say about it.

No, we feel SUPERIOR because we aren’t STUPID enough to elect a bunch of worthless mayors and what not, to run their cities INTO THE GROUND. Now, DO NOT move here either. We like God & Guns...you wouldn’t like us. We don’t want you moving here, then telling us we need to go along with the “progressive” ideas from your…

Out here in the midwest (commonly known by the west & east coast as flyover country), the “big one” in California, we call it URBAN RENEWAL. A good chance to sweep the sewage into the ocean, back fill and start all over again. ;)