Before one of y’all thin-skinned, pasty faces asks why I made this about race: BECAUSE REPRESENTATION MATTERS, BITCH.

“In America, however, the maternal death rate more than doubled between 1987 and 2013. In fact, though the United States is one of the most developed countries in the world, it’s the second to last among 31 developed countries, ahead of only Mexico”

This is my girlfriend’s favorite show, and I got into it mostly because she liked it and heard it was a good binge - we hit it on Netflix after season one ended and watched it like twice in a row. She genuinely loves it, has a Serpents t-shirt and everything and has decreed that we’re going as Jughead and Betty for…

I really don’t understand your insistence that it had to be Nicki. What is it, exactly, that convinces you so throughly?

People seem to love to find reasons to try to hate on Nicki. Dunno why.

It seems as though all of those rumors were spread by the brother. Probably to scare the mother into refusing to allow her kids to participate in the trial.

I always heard it was her mother. People still blamed Nicki, though.

That’s some stupid false logic right there. You put a sexual predator in the White House and you’re saying the reason all these things are coming out is because Obama is gone? Gtfo with that nonsense logic.

Nicki is successful enough that she’s probably given her mother enough money over the years for her mother to already have had her own savings to bail him out with.

Idk. Lupita’s recollection of what happened has been the most detailed, yet it’s the one that has been picked by Harvey personally to respond to pretty much calling her a liar. That over who Sean Penn fucked any day.

Of all the many, many reasons to mock Sean Penn, his ability to get laid is not one of them.

Harvey has picked Lupita to rebut by name for two reasons;

“I think I’m an alpha.”

Holy shit Amber Tamblyn is married to David Cross.

Try being gay. We take our daddies VERY seriously.

Because of fucking course they’d have a drug called “jingle jangle” on this show.

So. Fucking. Extra.

And there was Cheryl’s dramatic entrance of the week

“ What was the point of the embarrassing dance-off between Cheryl and Veronica? “

The long-awaited debut of Midge! Uh, okay, bye Midge.