“I think I’m an alpha.”

Holy shit Amber Tamblyn is married to David Cross.

Try being gay. We take our daddies VERY seriously.

Yes. Loved it.

Fuck Maureen Dowd I’m not surprised she’s still clutching her women shaming schtick that worked so well in the 90s. It’s the only time she was relevant. But why does she still have such a high profile platform?

Teens are bad.

This review was an endless litany of complaints. It’s only the second episode, and already you’re talking about a sophomore slump? Come on. They’re still laying the pieces. Considering that they have a 22-episode season order, I’m not surprised that they’re taking their time. I trust this show, and I think a little…

Because of fucking course they’d have a drug called “jingle jangle” on this show.

So. Fucking. Extra.

And there was Cheryl’s dramatic entrance of the week

“ What was the point of the embarrassing dance-off between Cheryl and Veronica? “

Man, that video is a lock for sure dread.

The long-awaited debut of Midge! Uh, okay, bye Midge.

I didn’t even know his name until a few weeks ago. Who is “we” here?

Because you read online blogs like Gawker and Jezebel. Most politicians don’t follow that stuff.

Not really, since that’s presuming that they were paying attention to the behavior of a single donor who didn’t even contribute that much. If there were people even within Hollywood who didn’t know, why are we assuming the Democrats were paying attention to rumors from a completely different industry, for a person…

“not every drumpfster is a bad person.”

What Should We Make of Hollywood and Democrats’ Twisted Friendship?

SPANISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF ALL THE RAPISTS AND DRUG DEALERS EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS

Oh, I know! And her VP was scary Tim Kaine. All the guy wanted to do was speak Spanish and play the harmonica, not, you know, hang all the gay people. Glad we narrowly escaped that! /s