This is normal in economics, and normal in human nature. Everyone needs to stop hair pulling and fuckign panicking like the media is, take a deep breath, and chill. Things will work out.

When did Jalopnik stand for “let’s pull a gizmodo and shoehorn in bullshit comments wherever we can fit them in”

I’m sorry, is this planopnik?

The splinter rejects are going to jump you, but this is accurate.

Did none of you live through 9/11?

You’re just chugging away with these

FUuuuuuuuuuuccccck you.

I mean, we did have the communist vs capitalism thing, just instead of locomotives, it was hockey teams.

Go work for them. Change the system or shut the fuck up.

Are you retarded?

I don’t see enlightened liberals running for service jobs.

Just wait until our fellow millennials get bernie in and bans fracking and shale.

“Dad always wanted a vette and worked late to buy one.. Fuck dad, he never loooooooved me”

That is the unfortunate problem with my fellow millennials nowadays.

Your point is? What? He has a car you don’t like and that somehow invalidates his point? 

That’s not how companies work. Especially large companies.

No, but a Bernie voter loves a simple answer to things, like “Blame the CEO, he runs the company!!”

Assume whatever floats your boat.

Yeah, there’s NO way a CEO of a 100,000+ employee company has such complete visibility into what Sales is doing that he was able to figure out they’re doing something illegal.

Do you vote for Bernie?