In addition, the President is at Martha's Vineyard. So, yeah.. we can be certain he wasn't on board that chopper. ;)

Wow... the man became the FBI? That's impressive.

Completely agreed. Headline makes so sense. #corrections.

Just mention the person in a "share" on your profile. Add the person to a circle (you can add email addresses to a circle, even if that person doesn't have G+, then just send a message to that circle.

The construction worker guy is the best. Just standing there watching.

@Hurting Now: Agreed. Why would anyone want this?

Hmm.. Does this mean that the "refreshed" Macbook Pro's that Gizmodo covered earlier today wouldn't be released until then? I just cancelled a MBP order that I placed last night based on the rumor that they'd be refreshed next month...

@v5point0: Mine is isn't giving me the option yet, either, but you better believe I'm checking multiple times a day!

Might want to add an update to this facebook phone original story.

@GitEm$teveDave: oh my gosh.

The last line of that 2nd paragraph is wrong. It's not that a ninja would never be caught alive with his stars... it's that a ninja will never be caught in the first place.

@OtherTimes: brilliant. I'd promote you if I could.

3rd paragraph, 4th line: "alubm."

@gelgels: Are you claiming to be one, or just read that page? ;)

@macpatrik: I was wondering that myself. Why isn't he wearing a turtleneck?

I wonder how many times Jobs will use pitiful adjectives to describe this new product. Magical. Beautiful. Magical. Incredible. Magical.

If this were a "gadget" instead of a widget, I would use it for sure.

That's really a great article. I was an RA for freshmen guys for 3 years. Suffice it to say I've seen every possible thing that can happen in a dorm filled with young guys, from hilarious stuff to "wow I didn't know that even existed" stuff.

@Purdueable: Yeah. And the investigation will not be a "short" one. <—Gizmodo's own joke.

Sounds like Jobs himself wrote that job description.