I didn’t create this broken ass system, I just inherited it. As much as I’d like to see Walton heads rolling most people would rather polish their firearms or play Farmville. What to do?

When I was 16 on New Year’s Eve in South Dakota my friends and I were driving around aimlessly, smoking cigarettes and listening to music. We had to use the bathroom and everyplace was closed. My friend advised that his dad’s church was having a late service and it would be cool if we stopped in to use the bathroom.…

Maybe they should just become voice actors...problem solved?

Do the animators put their personal image and brand on the line? How much time do you think they spend doing high media coverage interviews that actively market the game and drive sales? If the game is a flop is the animator’s image and therefore ability to find work irreparably damaged? If so then they probably…

While I am definitely in favor of profit sharing and better pay for the development team as a whole, the whole point of residuals for them seems like a silly practice. Actors are paid residuals because their performance is ultimately uninimitable whereas anyone could write an identical snippet of code. How many…

I’m guessing that most automakers are expected to disclose the coding of their on board computers. The article makes reference to this stating they found code that wasn’t referenced in their application. Though it’s likely regulators often routinely don’t check the coding of the onboard computers with the submitted…

I've played that server! Love me some office.

Finding a “home” server on Counter Strike was always a task, but once you had one it was great. They’d eventually disappear and you’d start the process again but I still miss the days of 1.3 in WuFu’s Dojo.

You’ve touched on the cornerstone of ineffectual management - customer is always right, until you realize pandering eats into the margin and that 20% of your worst customers take up 80% of your time. Sending this type of customer your competitors’ way solves so many problems at once.

We’re such a passive, non-confrontational culture offscreen with no producers telling us to instigate some shit. I know because fellow victims recoil from me in horror when I publicly call people out for cutting in line and other similar behavior that most people just scowl at before averting their attention. This…

Sounds like the baker correctly baked a cake that was ordered incorrectly.

I was born and raised in South Dakota, even lived in Sturgis for a year in my 20’s. The “Rally Tally” as it was known was an macabre reminder of what happens when you take a state with population and infrastructure for 800k people and double it for a week. Honestly since the culture of the event involves a lot of…

I've always dreamed of designing a game called Raptor where you pick a species of bird then basically live out your bird life in an open world setting. I used to really dig birdman mode in Pilotwings 64. Anyway, depending on species you'd have different abilities, like being able to spot prey a mile up with binocular…

One of the things I’ve always hated about myself is my eyes aren’t symmetrical, however looking at Amy Schumer it’s actually kind of endearing on others I guess.

I believe there is a collective consciousness amidst the cosmos even though I think we’re a bunch of particles hurtling down a river. But we can exist outside any moment by creating ripples in the current. Every decision we make affects the flow and those around us on a varying scale. Our sensory organs interpret a…

When I see people I admire I ask if I can give them a hug. Asking for an autograph or a selfie is really asking to borrow their celebrity for nothing but selfish aims. I don’t want anything from these people other than what they’ve already given me, and there’s nothing material i can offer them.

She makes a cameo in Workaholics

@corrections Shia LeBouf sustains new head injury on set of film.

Someone failed their lit crit class.

In the show/text I'm pretty sure Mikasa is also the last Asian person.