Time outs work pretty well for me so far but my daughter is only 2.

Are there mushrooms that don't taste like mildewy dish towels?

Just imagine Laura Dern with a few tattoos getting banged by James Deen.

I'm surprised people are buying the Wii. I waited in line at launch for one, excited by the prospect of virtual console and next gen Nintendo favorites like Zelda and the premise of motion control. Aside from two solid Zelda titles, everything else was poorly executed. Virtual console is a joke. About a year after…

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I don't really see how it glorifies violence, seeing how it is mostly optional as well as stylized. Outside of cartoony rampages you aren't rewarded for random acts of violence and for players like me it's more of a pain to lose the cops that result from random acts of violence than any joy derived from it. That being…

Ah, legalese. Touché. Carry on.

Wait, he wasn't actually arrested? As an English major it pains me to see paid writers making these kinds of mistakes. Also, what do editors at gawker do?

Every time I see this guy this image pops in my head.

I know when I'm in the scorching desert I always catch myself thinking, "wish I was covered head to toe in black muslin!"

Go for it, but good luck trying to explain the concept if bodily autonomy to anyone that can't grasp the concept that a blastocyst and a baby are two different things.

How many of this asshole's fucking kids are adopted again? (Not that I'd wish that on the worst of foster children.)

Anti-choice people should have their organs summarily harvested. Think of all the actual lives they'd save!

And thank goodness. Calvin and Hobbes will be the one shining beacon from my childhood not molested and tainted by every film studio and toy maker desperately trying to make a buck. When it finally comes up for public domain I probably won't be around to suffer it. God bless you Mr. Watterson. I still have the form…

Are these all for GTA O? I want more garage space in single player. Pretty stupid I can't buy a motorcycle or bike because I have 3 cars in the garage, especially when my characters have hundreds of millions of dollars to spend.

Ugh, I can barely walk near the penguin exhibit at a zoo. That place must smell awful.

Maybe a good thing. When I was 15 I think I logged over 90 hours on this game, still didn't get around to beating Ruby Weapon or unlocking all the Final Limit Breaks.

The Voltaic sports car in the game is based on the Tesla Roadster. When you're driving it you just hear wind...

Who gives a shit if they play games in their free time? I personally think we should be subsidizing this type of technology for all disadvantaged people. The reality is we live in a world comprised of and defined by technology and if we price too many people out of that world we've created an unofficial caste system.

You've got a spot in my civilization!