Problem? That's how I get away with my no-vegetables diet. All meat, still regular, thanks espresso!

Yes, raptor. I dislike fords but that raptor is the shiz.

I like to pronounce it "youts", Ala Joe Pesci.

Q. Would a dish sponge be more fun if we added power and bold new graphics?

So the new Maxima is.... a stanced Murano?

No.

Blind man origami.

Omg, so clean and pretty. It's like the difference between haiku and crunk.

Looks like an eggplant. Maybe it's just the color, but yeah, eggplant.

For whom do you write? If we're going to be pedantic assholes, let us not end sentences in prepositions.

Excellent. It happens to me all the thyme.

Leave it to a baseball hater to use the wrong form of they're.

Yeah, it ended well for me lol. I'm in Oregon so I have no team, split tv market for Giants and Mariners.

All's well that ends well!

Pan fried Foie Gras on a bed of parmesan shoe string fries covered in a brown butter pancetta sauce is on my menu today. Artery hardening but worth it.

I blame Lourde.

Excellent, lol'd.

Not eating bacon? The terrorists have won, Stef. I'll do my best to eat enough to more than make up for your bacon sloth.

And, Jerry, you could have at least tried the tire inflation system.

My friends Chiweenie is such a wonderful, friendly little dog.