“But Mitch, part of the Title IX settlement is Florida State’s pledge to strengthen investigations for future victims.”

At what point does the world realize that Steph Curry is actually kind of a dick? I mean, I obviously love watching him play and his confidence is absolutely justified, but he just vibes “douchey rich kid” soooo hard.

PEYTON MANNING IS “RIGHT(end zone)” AND CAM NEWTON IS WRONG!

Billy doesn’t bother with MLS, he wouldn’t know that.

Don’t you mean kilometers, since you hate America?

It wouldn't be a day if there wasn't a stupid haisley article

You’ll probably be banned pretty soon. The author can not take criticism. He also does not reply to comments because they mostly: 1. Dismantle his opinion. 2. Call him out for being a terrible writer.

He does have it filed under “this is so stupid” So I suspect Billy knows.

Why does Deadspin continue to allow this shit to cross post to the front page? Is there any other example of a Deadspin writer whose posts consist mostly of trolling his favorite team’s rivals? I don’t even like Madrid. It’s just really stupid and childish to see this shit everyday.

First some weak-ass stepovers in a Championship relegation battle, now this weird attempt to paint Ronaldo as a Suarez or Costa. Anything to avoid talking about the bag of shit* that was Arsenal this weekend, eh?

Billy Haisley Should Probably Stop Hitting on Messi

I don’t know how you have a job here.

no ronaldo fan here, but come on - if he’s running full speed, and someone jumps in front of him, there’s A going to be contact and B he’s going to be rightly pissed about it.

When you really, really hate Real and Chelsea and really, really like Barca and Arsenal, you get Billy Haisley’s writing. Classic

It’s true, they did indeed take over WCW in the 90s. I SEEN IT

Nah, that’s crap, for many reasons.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Reached for comment, Cavs Superstar LeBron James said, “The team is going to miss Dave and all the hard work he has done. But I promise the city of Cleveland: we will not stop until we find an even more talented individual to serve as team waterboy for the rest of the season.”

Is there any way you can get Leslie Horn’s take on this? Adequate Man really needs her back. Maybe she was right to jump ship.