This is Manchester United’s “Mission Accomplished”

Typical Mormons: the only thing getting blown is money.

But enough about the NFL’s relationship with its fans...

You would be amazed at the number of these people that exist.

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

Nodding intensifies

I bet he still believes in God, though.

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

Man, Pop is even better at getting ejected than every other coach

Maybe she backed something else up 😮

I found her CDL Instructor.....

She’s not wrong, she’s just an asshole.

Now I just really want to know what Miko’s parents taught her about the bees.

The Triple A’s are also an alias used by the Miami Marlins.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Tonight’s headline:
Simply van Gaalled.

Today is Festivus and you will hear my airing of grievances, Billy!

I wish they would hide your laptop.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Father having a son’s passport isn’t exactly hiding it. His quote explicitly states he is in possession of it.